You Are The One That I Want.

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT I WANT
(Redone from the GREASE Soundtrack)
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THE SCENE: underneath the landing platform at the Endor garrisson. An AT-AT clanks up and Luke is delivered into the hands of Darth Vader.
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Vader: "Good work, commander. Leave us; conduct your search and bring his companions to me".


Vader: I got kills, they're multiplyin'
And to rule is my goal
When I'm Emp'ror, we'll be smilin'
It's electrifyin!
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Luke: You better shape up
'Cause my Dad's in there.
Yes, I feel the good in you
You better shape up
You cut off my hand,
but my heart is just as true.
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Vader: Join me, son!
Luke: Dad, I came back here for you!
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CHORUS: You're the one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, the one I need
Oh yes indeed!
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Vader: I see you've made a new weapon
And I'm so proud of you
but the Dark Side holds my affection...
Walk this way...
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Luke: You better shape up
You were Anakin
You can still be sanctified!
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Vader: You better shape up
You learned much from Ben
but you don't know the Dark Side!
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It's too late!
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Luke: Then my father's truly died!
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CHORUS: You're the one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, the one I need
Oh yes indeed!

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