Q. what did the dime say to the penny?
A. lets get together and make some cents. =o)

Knock knock
Who's there?
apple
apple who?
knock knock
who's there?
apple
apple who?
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange ya glad i didn't say apple again=)

Knock knock
who's there?
emma
emma who?
emma pig when it comes to chocolate cake=)

What's a cat's favourite colour?
Purrrrrple

What do a flower and the letter A have in common?
They both have a B after them

What is a bird's favourite sound?
Swallow

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
whistle
Whistle who?
Whistle while you work......

Q. What's your name?
A. Brian
Q.whats the colour of the sky?
A. blue
Q.whats the opposite of down?
A. up
Put them all together and:
Brian blue up=)

Q. what did the young witch say to her mom?
A. may I have the keys to the broom:0)