1. In a blender.
2. in a rabid dog cage
3. IN a grain auger. (preferably running)
4. Near large pieces of running farm equiptment. note: make sure the kids are wearing loose clothing.
5. next to the plugged in hair dryer in the bathtub.
6. At the top of a rickety ladder.
7. On a porcupine or skunk.
8. In a rattlesnake den.
9. In rat poision (whoops thats where the candy goes.)
10. In a box of razor blades.
11. Next to the loaded handgun.
12. On the main runway at O'Hare International Airport.
13. In the liquor cabinet.
14. In discarded refrigerators.
15. In a trashcan full of hypodermic needles.
16. In a heard of anthrax infested cows..
17. On a space shuttle launch pad at T-minus ten seconds.
18. At Chernobyl.
19. In a New York alley late at night
20. On the subway tracks.
21. In Levenworth.
22. In an Iron Maiden. (everyone has one you know.)
23. In the middle of the L.A. Freeway at rush hour.
24. In the titanic.
25. Near downed high tension power lines.
26. Near an uncapped well. (i.e. baby Jessica's house.)
27. Next to Bison in Yellowstone Park.
28. On Old Faithfull.
29. In a tank of piranahs.
30. Next to an open mine shaft.
31. Under asbestos.
32. Near a radioactive waste dump.
33. In a badger den.
34. On a buss in Jerusalem, or Dublin.
35. In downtown Sarejevo.
36. On the shores of valdez, Alaska.
37. With a bunch of blasting caps.
38. In a shed full of fireworks/explosives. Note: Make sure windows are covered so a candle must be used.
39. In a 747 turbine
40. Hide grenades rather than eggs.
41. In a train yard.
42. Zaire (ebola)
43. Hide them at low tide.
44. In a grain silo.
45. In a ford Pinto.
46. In a crash test car.
47. In a rock crusher.
48. In a blast furnace.
49. In a mine field.
50. On a bear trap.
51. On a board with rusty nails poking out of it.
52. Tied to a cow moose.
53. In a toaster. (supply fork to aid in removal)
54. Under a wasp nest.